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19971210
 "The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything".
 - Oscar Wilde - 
19971211
 "What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do."
 - Bob Dylan - 
19971216
 "640K ought to be enough for anybody."
 - Bill Gates - 1981 
19971217
 "Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names."
 - John F. Kennedy - 
19971222
 "For the Son of Man (Jesus Christ) came to seek and to save what was lost."
 - Luke 19:10 (Bible) - 
19971230
 "You know nothing for sure...execept the fact that you know nothing for sure."
 - John F. Kennedy - 
19980106
 "Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler"
 - Albert Einstein - 
19980109
 "No temptation has seized you except what is common to man."
 - 1 Corinthians 10:13a (Bible) - 
19980120
 "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is liking what you get."
 - H. Jackson Brown - 
19980202
 "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
 - Albert Einstein (1879-1955) - 
19980210
 "When I was a young man I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal woman. Well, I found her -- but, alas, she was waiting for the perfect man."
 - Robert Schuman - (French Statesman - 1886-1963) 
19980219
 "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it."
 - Oscar Wilde - (1854-1900) 
19980224
 "There are no stupid questions. Just stupid people asking questions."
 - Chris Berman - (Bristol University Dean and ESPN Anchor) 
19980302
 "A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation."
 - H. H. Munro - 
19980304
 "Life is like a shit sandwich; the more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat."
 - James L. Roberts Jr. - 
19980309
 "Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research."
 - Wilson Mizner- 
19980313
 "Money isn't everything, but it keeps the kids in touch."
 - Mom - 
19980317
 "If a man does his best, what else is there?"
 - General George S. Patton (1885-1945) - 
19980323
 "Too much and too little wine. Give him none, he cannot find truth; give him too much, the same."
 - Blaise Pascal, Pensees, 1670 - 
19980327
 "In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is."
 - Jan L.A. van de Snepscheut - 
19980402
 "Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do."
 - Jean-Paul Sartre (1905-1980) - 
19980408
 "Everything has been figured out, except how to live."
 - Jean-Paul Sartre (1905-1980) - 
19980417
 "There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it."
 - Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) - 
19980428
 "There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle."
 - Albert Einstein (1879-1955) - 
19980504
 "When you're arguing with a fool, make sure he isn't doing the same thing."
 - Unknown - 
19980521
 "The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them."
 - Mark Twain (1835-1910) - 
19980610
 "Anything that is given can be at once taken away. We have to learn never to expect anything, and when it comes it's no more than a gift on loan."
 - John McGahern - 
19980630
 "When someone tells you something defies description, you can be pretty sure he's going to have a go at it anyway."
 - Clyde B. Aster - 
199980713
 "Art is making something out of nothing and selling it."
 - Frank Zappa - 
19980720
 "When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?'"
 - Don Marquis - 
19980730
 "The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents."
 - Nathaniel Borenstein - 
19980807
 "Martyrdom is the only way a person can become famous without ability."
 - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) - 
19980820
 "Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless."
 - Thomas Alva Edison (1847-1931) - 
19980901
 "Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from history."
 - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) - 
19980908
 "It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."
 - Mark Twain (1835-1910) - 
19980915
 "If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts."
 - Albert Einstein - 
19980922
 "Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties."
 - Doug Larson - 
19980928
 "A good deed never goes unpunished."
 - Gore Vidal - 
19981005
 "Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter."
 - W. R. Inge - 
19981013
 "If you cannot convince them, confuse them"
 - Harry S. Truman (1884-1972) - 
19981019
 "A child becomes an adult when he realizes that he has a right not only to be right but also to be wrong."
 - Thomas Szasz - 
19981027
 "I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is."
 - Alan Watts - 
19981120
 "The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition."
 - Carl Sagan - 
19981130
 "When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty."
 - GB Shaw - 
19981208
 "If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice."
 - Rush (the band), "Freewill" - 
19981215
 "If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?"
 - Vince Lombardi - 
19981221
 "Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary."
 - Robert Louis Stevenson - 
19990107
 "Win hearts, and you have all men's hands and purses."
 - William Cecil Burleigh - 
19990122
 "Temptation rarely comes in working hours. It is in their leisure time that men are made or marred."
 - W. N. Taylor - 
19990212
 "Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper."
 - Robert Frost - 
19990301
 "In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it would have taken many men many months to equal it."
 - Unknown - 
19990315
 "I don't have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem."
 - Ashleigh Brilliant - 
19990329
 "You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus."
 - Mark Twain - 
19990412
 "As long as Linux remains a religion of freeware fanatics, Microsoft have nothing to worry about."
 - Michael Surkan, PC Week Online - 
19990420
 "If they do their jobs properly, no one knows they exist."
 - Rayban, http://www.yellow5.com/pokey/ - 
19990524
 "Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties."
 - Doug Larson - 
19990623
 "We are an impossibility in an impossible universe."
 - Ray Bradbury - 
19990820
 "God help those who do not help themselves."
 - Wilson Mizner - 
19991105
 "Women reason with the heart and are much less often wrong than men who reason with the head."
 - DeLescure - 
19991227
 "Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it."
 - Vice President Dan Quayle, 5/20/92 - 
20000125
 "Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them."
 - Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet - 
20000229
 "You can't say that civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way."
 - Will Rogers - 
20000320
 "Partying is such sweet sorrow."
 - Robert Byrne - 
20000513
 "Men willingly believe what they wish."
 - Julius Caesar, "De Bello Gallico", III, 18 - 
20000522
 "Well done is quickly done."
 - Augustus Caesar, from SUETONIUS, "Augustus", sec. 25 - 
20000721
 "History is the witness that testifies to the passing of time; it illumines reality, vitalizes memory, provides guidance in daily life, and brings us tidings of antiquity."
 - Marcus Tullius Cicero 106-43 B.C., "Pro Publio Sestio", II, 36 - 
20000808
 "For just as some women are said to be handsome though without adornment, so this subtle manner of speech, though lacking in artificial graces, delights us."
 - Marcus Tullius Cicero 106-43 B.C., "Orator", 4 - 
20000825
 "Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm."
 - Publilius Syrus (first century B.C.), Maxim 358 - 
20001009
 "The world's as ugly as sin, and almost as delightful"
 - Frederick Locker-Lampson - 
20001205
 "[Abstract art is] a product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered."
 - Al Capp - 
20001222
 "Promote yourself, but do not demote another."
 - Israel Salanter - 
20010129
 "It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them."
 - Alfred Adler - 
20010504
 "Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."
 - Charles M. Schulz - 
20010524
 "Living in a vacuum sucks."
 - Adrienne E. Gusoff - 
20010604
 "Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting thought for those people who can't remember where they leave things."
 - Unknown - 
20010613
 "One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important."
 - Bertrand Russell - 
20010620
 "Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings."
 - Ed Gardner - 
20010626
 "There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for."
 - Fred Hoyle - 
20020204
 "The older I grow, the less important the comma becomes. Let the reader catch his own breath."
 - Elizabeth Clarkson Zwart - 
20020215
 "Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself."
 - Leo Tolstoy (1828 - 1910) - 
20020301
 "Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever."
 - Napoleon Bonaparte (1769 - 1821) - 
20020325
 "Anything not worth doing is worth not doing well. Think about it."
 - Elias Schwartz - 
20020415
 "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
 - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (1859 - 1930), (Sherlock Holmes) - 
20020506
 "To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk."
 - Thomas A. Edison (1847 - 1931) - 
20020725
 "A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure."
 - Segal's Law - 
20020807
 "Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined."
 - Samuel Goldwyn (1882 - 1974) - 
20020910
 "Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong."
 - Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900) - 
20021104
 "Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory."
 - Albert Schweitzer -